Only a Canadian would get this:

We knew where we were... ?

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.

As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee),  they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.  They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.  As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, 

"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? 

Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry  slo-o-owly?" 

The waitress leaned over the counter and says,

"Tiiimmmmm Hoorrrrttooonnns"

Brenda and the T Bird on our honeymoon trip to Lunenburg N.S.

Joke from my buddy Ron