You know you're tired when...10) You hit the road in the morning to finally realize your GPS girl is telling you to, "TURN AROUND WHEN POSSIBLE"
9) You find an apple in your shaving kit. Your razor and foam must be in a fridge in Quebec.
8) You're downloading your pics and realize that you've taken 37 pictures of yourself driving, while holding the camera backwards.
7) You're Skyping with your girlfriend Diane back home for the last three days, only to remember her name is Brenda!
6) You've driven the Ford thirty kilometers from the Motel, only to realize you own a Chevy!
5) You think Tim Horton's coffee actually tastes good.
4) You think your cruise control is malfunctioning only to realize your foot has fallen asleep. 3) You're certain McDonald's is a very Old farming franchise.
2) You find out, things in your mirror, really are closer than they appear!
And the number one reason you know you're tired when...
1) You've driven like a madman for 300 hundred kilometers weaving in an out of traffic... speeding, trying to elude those crazy ass tailgating bikers, only to realize they're strapped on your trailer!
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