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Monday, June 8, 2020

You know you're getting old when...


                                                                                                     



















 You can feel it when you push around the C 70.

A twin seems like a lot.

Changing the knobby on your dirt bike takes all day.

You can use two liter oil containers as part of your fitness routine.

or... twin containers of chocolate muffins.

If you're feeling really energetic, put muffins in the containers.

If you feel really energetic, washing your bike is on option.

A long ride is from the Island to Moncton. ..and you wished the ferry still ran.

Your trail bike falls over and you wonder if you can still manage to get it up.

You find the keys to the house, that you lost yesterday.

Once you have your keys, you can't remember where you live.

When you have more than 2 dozen cylinders but can't remember what they were.

After moving through the ranks of your many bikes, of the five registered... five are under 300 cc!

You see a fox or a deer and say "Awe"

You don't know if you loved the good old days, but you can't remember what they were.

After a dozen laps on your grass track, you have to sleep 12 hours.

You sleep more than your awake.

The "TON" is now only 100 km per hour.

You go for a walk in your woods, and can't find you way back.

You've gotten over your fear of dogs you got at age 4.

People you sold bikes to when in your twenties, now call you "pop."

Instead of Paris to Dakar, it's long enough to get to Toronto.  That's Toronto PEI !

The "TON" is only a hundred "k"

You find you're repeating yourself.

Keep on truckin' ... you only live once :) 

   






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